Just an 19 year girl trying to figure out life... jk my name's Deanna and I try to convince myself that I'm funny.
things i like:
things i do not like:
- reading for a grade
- learning for a grade
so basically school ruins my motivation for things
If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up! :D
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
All the guys are cute lol
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him. And then, having made my rhetorical point, I will put my robot eyes on, because I mean, with robot eyes you can probably see through girls’ shirts and stuff.
These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)
is that phineas and ferb
Dads and Tumblr
Dads are like their own species
I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂
#DADS I LOVE MY DAD
Beyoncé is praying I can see it ha face
Beyoncé works miracles y’all